Alright! Update time! Here's some of the best (in my opinion) quotes for the 2005-2006 school year thus far. If two or three lines are the same color then the "quote" is a conversation! Enjoy!
"Isn't the brain an organ? Because the Matrix said it was a muscle." ~Grant Newman
"If it's bigger than one inch, then you don't need it." ~Ms. Owen
"I've been around the block!" ~Ms. Bishop
"Can anyone name any ammendments?" ~Mr. Atkins
"Thou shall not sleep with something something....." ~DJ Lamance
"What is a citric acid?" ~Mr. Carter
"It's an acid!" ~Shawna Shannon
"First you bang them right in the forehead with a boner gun. Then you chain their feet up and cream them down." ~Mr. Carter (disscussing the preparation of fetal pigs)
"My weiner dog likes to hump cats!" ~Mia Barnes
"Can you smoke ragweed?" ~Grant Newman
"Your sticks are not to poke people with...or yourselves. So just leave them alone!" ~Mrs. Keuttel
"Just go over there and act like your whacking it!" ~Crystal Countryman (tennis)
"Once I go around, ya'll are gonna be grabbing at me like a Blue-Light special at K-mart!" ~Mrs. Lindsey
"Pick it up, shove it in your mouth an dgo!" ~Mr. Strickland (speaking to the band on instrument terms of course)
"I think I'm an expert in cows....." ~Mr. Atkins
"We need more oral practice!" ~Madame VanHooser (talking about French of course)
"Get your head down there so I can shoot you!" ~Kyle Woodburn
"I'm gonna handcuff you to my bathtub and ride you like Seabiscuit!" ~Kelsie Stafford
"I like Seabiscuit!" ~Daniel Duff
"I was home alone and my parents weren't home!" ~Ashley Burt-Alaspa
"Colyn, what would you do if you were black?" ~Pedro Baker
"I'd be happy.....until it got dark and I couldn't see myself." ~Colyn Hering
"All breakfast pastries sound kinda dirty! Muffin, strudel, pop tart, scone....." ~Kelsie Stafford
"Eggs...." ~Shawnte' Henson
"Does anyone know what the Mongols remind me of?" ~Mr. Atkins
"Jewish people!" ~DJ Lamance
"What does the Matrix look like?" ~Brittany Palmer
"Yay! We have soccer and wrestling! Now all we need is a swim team and lacrosse!" ~Kelsie Stafford
"What's lacrosse?" ~Ashley Burt-Alaspa
"Big stick sport." ~Kelsie Stafford
"Like jousting!?" ~Ashley Burt-Alaspa
"If you can't get your horn up, then it's not gonna happen!" ~Mr. Strickland (band again)
"Has anyone ever seen The Godfather?" ~Mr. Atkins
"Yea, that movie reminds me of my family! I mean, except for the killing part...." ~Josh Bankston
"Well, since you're a science teacher, I thought I'd ask, but don't get onto me or anything.......I heard you could sell your testicles on E-bay for like $75." ~Justin McNeely (speaking to Mrs. McCarty)
"Who was Amerigo Vesspucci?" ~Mr. Atkins
"Wasn't he like, Columbus's best friends?" ~Josh Bankston
"Oh my God! I lost my script and Mrs. Schniebs is gonna suck my soul out with a bendy straw!" ~Katie Quattrochi
"Whoa! Where did he come from!?" ~Ashley Burt-Alaspa
"Ashley? Do you really need us to explan?" ~Summer Pike-Smith
"No! I know! When a father loves a daughter......wait! No! That's wrong!" ~Ashley Burt-Alaspa
"Cats reproduce so quick...." ~Mrs. Lindsey
"Yea, the Rabbit Effect." ~Pete Burkhalter
"I can predict when I'm gonna die! Let me go jump off that building...." ~Lorenda Archer
"She's Italian! They don't hunt for Easter eggs! They search for...........spagetti?" ~Brandt Brooks
Well that's it for now guys and dolls! I've got more from earlier this year that I'm considering putting on here, but this is by far the best of the best this year! I'll post more later I suppose! Enjoy guys! | 